CHEEKY........

"Really sweet," she said as she handed me the package.
"Sort of like gummy bears, just more cute," she added.
"You mean cuter?" I started to reply.......
"No," she stated, "more cute is better than cuter."
Never interrupt a SUGARPOVA moment, I quietly thought to myself.

........LOUDmeow

FREE JOHN BATES.......

John Bates, valet for Lord Grantham of Downton Abbey,
was convicted of murdering his wife with rat poison.
He was framed and is innocent. While his death sentence
has been commuted, he has now been sentenced to life
in prison. We urge British authorities to re-open the
case, find the real murderer and free Mr. Bates so that
he can move on with his story line.

........LOUDmeow

STAY on the TRAIL......

"But there's no snow yet, none at all," she stated.
"That's why these signs go out now," I said, and added,
"It will be too late when that first snow starts to fall."
"Doesn't the arrow's direction confuse some people," she asked.
"Only the dumb ones who shouldn't be there," I replied.


........LOUDmeow

Beatrice's Hat.....

"Poster motivation never worked for me," she started.
"This one's all about that hat.   The taupe one.  Beatrice's," I added.
"What color is taupe anyway?" she asked.
"It's kind of like tan, only greener," I said.
"No, silly, it's a european mole," she stated.
"Like 'Taupe d'europe' or 'Talpa europaea'," she confirmed.

........LOUDmeow

BRRR BLUR.....

"It's really cold outside" she said.
"And it's going to get colder," I added.
"Too cold to string holiday lights" she asked.
"Never too cold for that," I replied.
"I thought I had this great idea, but then it
was gone, in a flash...just gone" I said.
"What was that you said," she asked.
Too late, I had already forgotten.
 
........LOUDmeow

Shhhhh Happens.....

"Did you just shush me?" she asked.
I knew then I had crossed the line.
Time to turn and run, I thought.
Run, and run fast.  Yet I didn't move.
"Yes, I did," I replied.
"Don't you ever shush me. Never." she said,
as her hand swung towards my face.  Smack!
And it hurt.


........LOUDmeow

FULL METAL FROG..........

Her face was aglow with that look of disbelief.
I insisted, "I'm sure it moved, it must have."
She said nothing.
"If you take your eyes off it, it moves", I said.
"And I mean fast, like quantum locked fast."
"Like in the blink of an eye," she smiled.
I replied, "Faster than that, I think"
We blinked, and the frog was gone.

........LOUDmeow