"Poster motivation never worked for me," she started.
"This one's all about that hat. The taupe one. Beatrice's," I added.
"What color is taupe anyway?" she asked.
"It's kind of like tan, only greener," I said.
"No, silly, it's a european mole," she stated.
"Like 'Taupe d'europe' or 'Talpa europaea'," she confirmed.
........LOUDmeow