TIN CAT........

She started slowly to sing,
"Love me tender, love me true,
dooby, dooby, doo....."
I mentioned "That's two different tunes....,"
Just her eyes turned towards me.  A glare.
I felt like a tin cat.
You know what I mean...a tin cat.
Like when a real cat looks that way at a person,
a straightforward ".....accept your irrelevance, human."

.....LOUDmeow

WTD.......

"You heard what I said," she responded.
I still wasn't sure, why a duck?
"Don't ever step on a quack" she cried.
"What the duck" I replied.
Suddenly, I understood.

.....LOUDmeow